Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

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What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Ball Bearing Jokes More Ball Bearing Jokes

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Stick Shift Jokes More Stick Shift Jokes

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.