How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"