How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.