Hey! Ewe!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A skimpy.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Not Zealand.
A community centre
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
They saw what happened to the sheep
You will get burned, you idiot.
The crews got marooned
Furlong
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Flop.
He was a thief
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
FeMail.
In bytes.
Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
