What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.