Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Red Beard Jokes More Red Beard Jokes

What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard?

Chin"ger

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia