What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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For drinking and deriving.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?