What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?