What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.