How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.