How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.