What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.