What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.