tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
I don't know either he told me to askew!"
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH
Because he's too short to be an essay
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
They multiply!
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Don't go to school.
Kick em.
