What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Ironing Board Jokes More Ironing Board Jokes

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.