Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls