Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight