What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.