What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.