What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Whorehouse Jokes More Whorehouse Jokes

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni