What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!