Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.