What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire