Drake Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

You might also enjoy:

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

deleted

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.