What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.