What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.