Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...