Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.