Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
Firetruck
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
None, Mexicans do it for them.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
A grudge.
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
A rotisserie chicken
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
We're on our sixth.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.
I bet he has to leave the room.
They both like to crack open a cold one