What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun