Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.