What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

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What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.