How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None