How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.