What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater