What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.