What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.