Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.