Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.