Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Hairline Jokes More Hairline Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.