Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Hairline Jokes More Hairline Jokes

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.