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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Recede Hare Line Jokes More Recede Hare Line Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Hundred Jokes More Hundred Jokes

How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Hairline Jokes More Hairline Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.