What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

Previous Random Joke Next
Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"