Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
None, Mexicans do it for them.
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Carefully!
