How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen