How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay