How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get