What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.