What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.