Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS