Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*