Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*