Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.