What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks