What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks