What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.