What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*