What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."