What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

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Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.