What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.