How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.