How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers