What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi