Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi