What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.