Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Why are all comic book readers drug addicts?

They just can't resist the heroine.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter