Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

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