Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink