Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

Insurance Jokes More Insurance Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

German Baker Jokes More German Baker Jokes

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!