What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!