What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

St Patricks Day Jokes More St Patricks Day Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.