What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

St Patricks Day Jokes More St Patricks Day Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.