What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!