Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo