Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!