Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear