Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.