Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Difficulty Jokes More Difficulty Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.