Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Difficulty Jokes More Difficulty Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.