Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles?

So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Difficulty Jokes More Difficulty Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.